Ex girlfriend Quotes · Page 8

Thank god we're over. Thank god we're through, I was so sick of being with you.

— Anonymous

“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. She found a brighter star in the sky.”

— Tony Sakalauskas

Once they see you doing better without them, that's when they want you back.

— Itsme867

Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?

— Anonymous

I remember having an ex girlfriend who broke up with me because she said we lost the

— El Santos

I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car.

— Anonymous

A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

— Nikhil Saluja

An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen…

— Anonymous

If you give up on love because of what your EX did to you you're letting your EX CONTROL your love life,…

— Sonya Parker

So many times, you pick up a script, and you think, 'OK, so she's the sexy one,' or, 'She's the ex-girlfriend.'

— Vanessa Kirby

There's always that one psycho ex. girlfriend that can't let go of your man.

— Raquel C

Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade.

— Asheya

I couldn't help but noticing that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

— Anonymous

“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a…

— Starley Ard

Shawty Hand Me The Scissors & My Pair Of Jays , Cause Its Time To Cut The Past & Walk Away

— Deezy Da Dreadhead

Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.

— Matthew Donnell

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.

— Angela Donnelly

I loved you because I thought you loved me. I was wrong, you loved someone else. After all things I have done…

— Zuhair Tahan

Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip.

— Anonymous

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book over & over again when you know how the story ends.

— Dul

“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a roofer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.”

— Jarod Kintz

The only B word you should call a female is beautiful... Trust me the bitches love that!

— Marcus Ybarra

Never let an EX 1. Make you bitter. 2. Make you give up on love. 3. Make you have trust issues. 4.…

— Sonya Parker

I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.

— Jazmin Garcia

I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.

— Anonymous

“Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.”

— Karina Halle

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

— Anonymous

There's no shame in still loving your ex. It's a shame when you deny being in love with him/her.

— Gian Lewis Joseph

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you…

— Anonymous

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“My ex girlfriend would say I am a bit of a romantic. Well, actually, she'd say I bit a romantic. I bit…

— Jarod Kintz

You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you.

— Anonymous

I was better than your Ex. I'll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the…

— Anonymous

They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake

— Anonymous

We always talk about the girl code. but every time you get a new bf you drop your friends and expect them…

— Sabrina Beaubian

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.

— Anonymous

Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are.

— Kashumba Kanyeba

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

— Jessica Mcdoodle