“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“He politely introduced himself as Warren Baxter and told me he was about to turn in, he just had one more batch of gophers to stir-fry in his enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Didn’t fall asleep. Spent the better part of the night listening to Warren drill holes in my floor.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
