“Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our… — Fanny Merkin Naked Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And… — Fanny Merkin Coffee Copy Share Image
“Are you ready for my love gun?” he says. Uh-oh. “What’s a love gun? Is that a sex toy?” “No,” he says.… — Fanny Merkin Love Copy Share Image
“I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though… — Fanny Merkin Victoria secret Copy Share Image
“My god, Anna,” he says. “I almost lost you.” He has me in his powerful grip. I’ve never felt this safe before.… — Fanny Merkin Business meeting Copy Share Image
“Air is like cable TV: you don't appreciate it until you don't have it.” — Fanny Merkin Cable tv Copy Share Image
“I gaze into his gazing eyes gazingly like a gazelle gazing into another gazelle's gazing gaze.” — Fanny Merkin Gazing Eyes Copy Share Image
“Here’s the aisle with tape.” “Thank you, Miss Steal,” he says. He picks up the most expensive brand, which runs $3.99 a… — Fanny Merkin Steal Says Copy Share Image
“I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me to no end,… — Fanny Merkin Engineering Copy Share Image
“I stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. "This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?” — Fanny Merkin Elevator Copy Share Image
“I spend the rest of the night doing schoolwork. After striking a match and lighting a candal, I sit down at my… — Fanny Merkin Humor Copy Share Image
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades messed up. Why is it so kinky… — Fanny Merkin Brown eyes Copy Share Image
“An attractive blonde behind the receptionist's desk smiles at me as I walk in. I assume she’s the receptionist, because I can’t… — Fanny Merkin Lunch break Copy Share Image
