I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Artists deserve more than a check cut in half eight times by publishers. — Jack Conte Copy Share Image
Losing a parent over eight years is a very dark journey. I spent the first four years feeling bad and angry and… — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
Actually, I'm getting one made up with eight necks and I'm going to get a wheelwright to make a big rim around… — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
To Armenians, half Armenians, quarter Armenians, and one-eight Armenians. Sixteen and thirty-second Armenians, and other winners, are likelier to be happy with… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
Id rather be able to play great tennis at a slam than make eight finals of little tournaments and then lose first… — Sloane Stephens Copy Share Image
It seemed pathetic and terrible to me and it still does, that men and women work eight hours a day at jobs… — Hortense Odlum Copy Share Image
I don't miss being on the road right now because the thing is, I was on the road for eight years, so… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Indeed, the actor's lot is a much harder one than that of the director's, from one simple standpoint: The actor has to… — Charles Keating Copy Share Image
Around 1998, I went through lots of pressures and struggles. My children got married within eight months of each other, my son… — Anne Graham Lotz Copy Share Image
Stars that become supernovae start off at least eight times heavier than our sun. They're so short-lived that, even if they have… — Martin Rees Copy Share Image
I kind of knew something was going on, and my older brothers and sisters were singing be-boppish kinds of stuff in the… — Al Jarreau Copy Share Image
Everybody faces obstacles. And I looked to people who had been through many to succeed in life. Abraham Lincoln, born to a… — Dave Winfield Copy Share Image
I’m gone for eight months…If you feel that it’s critical to contact me, that I get involved in your problem, what I… — Bob Davids Copy Share Image
If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Just how many sisters do you have? (Valerius) Eight. (Tabitha) Eight? (Valerius) What? (Tabitha) I'm just pitying whatever poor males lived in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner… — Harry Burns Copy Share Image
I've gone to big stadium rock concerts at some artist's invitation, and there's this invariable, fascinating and rather sad situation of concentric… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I had a ViewMaster, those red box glasses with little discs, so that you can see 3D… — Jean-Pierre Jeunet Copy Share Image
Any time you sincerely want to make a change, the first thing you must do is to raise your standards. When people… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
To see something marvelous with your own eyes-that's wonderful enough. But when two of you see it, two of you together, holding… — Alastair Reynolds Copy Share Image
Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
People say that you want to be varied in your career, and I've done so many things and am very appreciative. But,… — Jim Piddock Copy Share Image
We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work. And I… — Henry Morgenthau, Jr Copy Share Image
God made all the animals in a single day; he could have swept them all away in the flood and re-created them… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool, — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Eight hours of work, eight hours of play, eight hours of sleep - eight hours a day! — Bill Haywood Copy Share Image
When eight row together with swing the boat becomes the ninth rower. — Phillip Thomas Copy Share Image
I've been at Liverpool for eight years, and the time has come for us to start achieving. — Jamie Redknapp Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old to be a spaceman was the most exciting thing I could imagine. — Roberta Bondar Copy Share Image
I've done 21 films in eight years, and I've said 'No' more times than I've done films. — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
I don't think a character that you played for even eight years ever leaves you. — Candace Cameron Bure Copy Share Image
