When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
