Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also -… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
But I remember one thing: it wasn't me that started acting deaf; it was people that first started acting like I was… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Every blade of grass is a blade of grace, a grace note in God's single Song. Nature is not blind and dumb.… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
...wisdom is in large part the knowledge of how to avoid doing dumb things, and thus grows globally as a function of… — Tim Bray Copy Share Image
On stage, I'm a little exaggerated version of myself. This is all dumb stuff I'm really thinking about. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
How do you know that, Philo, dear?" But Philologos had had enough of being condescended to. "Because, Lamion, I am not as… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized… — GloZell Copy Share Image
Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb,… — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
For some reason as a kid being a smart athlete didn't seem like the right thing, because you didn't fit in. You… — Martellus Bennett Copy Share Image
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
It might be one thing to think about putting on a dress, but when you're actually putting on a dress, it's a… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A waterlogged… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
I can't impress people with the pedigree of obscure French filmmakers that got me into film. It was Robert Zemeckis and Steven… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I really don't want to be associated with the low-brow Black Metal genre. If you want to know what I mean when… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
It's a very weird cultural perception that if you're fat you're dumb, that you're lazy or a loser. Clearly, those are the… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.” — Oliver Hardy Copy Share Image
I'll picture Rat Kiley face, his grief, and I'll think, You dumb cooze. Because she wasn't listening. It wasn't a war story.… — Tim O'Brien Copy Share Image
A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb? — Rudolf Nureyev Copy Share Image
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. — Keisha Buchanan Copy Share Image
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