Dumb Quotes · Page 29

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he…

— George Saunders

Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK

— Ana Chable

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they…

— Virginie Despentes

The fine emotions whence our lives we mold Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a…

— Willie Garson

A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

— Evan Esar

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

— Quentin Tarantino

I have this creative mind where I can create a lot of different things, but a lot of people never really gave…

— Quinton Jackson

I don’t think it’s quite that simple. Some people never observe anything, Life just happens to them. They get by on little…

— Frank Herbert

I use three main tools in writing: instinct, hard work and dumb luck. Dumb luck is missing a train and, while you…

— David Massengill

Um. Charles thinks that his wolf has chosen me as his mate." "In less than one full day?" It did sound dumb…

— Patricia Briggs

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

— Tracy Morgan

I've never had a dumb quarterback. I think if you're dumb, it's difficult to overcome.

— Mike Leach

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'

— Anonymous

I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were…

— Anonymous

I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to…

— Eugene Levy

“...if Men are to be precluded from offering their Sentiments on a matter, which may involve the most serious and alarming consequences,…

— George Washington

One of the most astonishing things about Jesus is that as God he actually chose to come into our fallen, sick, twisted,…

— Mark Driscoll

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.…

— Wanda Sykes

Dumb and tough goes a long way in this sport but to be elite, you've got to be smarter.

— Michael Chiesa

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

— Brett Hull

As a young designer explained to me bluntly: "Everyone upstairs is dumb," referring to the floor above the engineering lair at the…

— Katherine Losse

Smart development invests in insulation, efficient cars, and ever-renewed sources of energy. Dumb growth crashes around looking for more oil.

— Donella Meadows