John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Thus we see that the lot of the duck hunter is not a happy one. He is the child of frustration, the… — Ted Trueblood Copy Share Image
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
The white Aylesbury duck is, and deservedly, a universal favourite. Its snowy plumage and comfortable comportment make it a credit to the… — Isabella Beeton Copy Share Image
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Beneath the light, the river and hills are beautiful, The spring breeze bears the fragrance of flowers and grass. The mud has… — Du Fu Copy Share Image
One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My parents are from a whole different culture. My parents are from small-town Louisiana. It's like, if it walk like a duck,… — Bun B Copy Share Image
When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many… — William Jackson Copy Share Image
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
There must be something unique about man because otherwise, evidently, the ducks would be lecturing about Konrad Lorenz, and the rats would… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
I took the process of doing as much myself as I could like a duck to water. I set up my own… — David Knopfler Copy Share Image
Any time I think out loud, 'I can't believe this is my job,' and remember I am a very lucky duck. Whether… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
In the light of what Proust wrote with so mild a stimulus, it is the world's loss that he did not have… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
It is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated the moral character of the duck. In a wild state, he is… — Isabella Beeton Copy Share Image
I don't understand anything. Life is so strange. I feel like some one who's lived all his life by a duck-pond and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims....… — Murphy J. Foster, Jr Copy Share Image
I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" a fascinating book about the making of a record. Really, to be honest, it has some of… — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
