Many years ago, I spent 5k at a fundraiser to hang with another lame duck: Bill Clinton. I lobbied him to pardon… — John Densmore Copy Share Image
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
“My ducks give me eggs, and I took two of those eggs and nurtured them under a dome to produce two ducklings.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the Hindi film industry is a sitting duck; it is easy to hurl malevolent accusations. It is a systematic campaign to… — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
“Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face.” — Manoj Arora Copy Share Image
I enjoy almost all of the game we kill. I only like to eat game that I have cleaned. I guess duck… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
You're a sitting duck in a mall if you're a celebrity. It's like that scene from 'Guarding Tess,' I think it is,… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
One of the greatest birds I've ever had is called a 'Turducken.' A chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey.… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
Bizarrely, someone involved in the children's show 'Sarah and Duck,' which I narrate, recently found a coat with my name on it… — Roger Allam Copy Share Image
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men. — Nancy Friday Copy Share Image
