Here's the thing, who cares what you have to look at, I'm a big advocate of not obscuring vistas, but even if… — Greg Graffin Copy Share Image
“George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM… — Li Cunxin Copy Share Image
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of… — Beano Cook Copy Share Image
To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using it. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
[On a high school visit by Destiny's Child:] Then they appeared, golden Glamazons resplendent in hot pants the size of a dryer… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that won't happen. — Bob Hartley Copy Share Image
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings… — Wil Anderson Copy Share Image
Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
It used to be the custom in this country that when you had made a career and were mature in judgment, you… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Being in a girl group, we might bicker a lot about hair dryers or straighteners, but it's never serious. We've been lucky… — Perrie Edwards Copy Share Image
The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher,… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
The important thing is to learn from mistakes - something graduates are adept at. Our graduate engineers are working on new technology… — James Dyson Copy Share Image
Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
Poets and songwriters speak highly of spring as one of the great joys of life in the temperate zone, but in the… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
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