Absurd Quote by Sam Harris

“The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialog with God. If he said that he…

— Sam Harris

Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God,…

— Bill Maher

“If God Speaks Through Burning Bushes, Let's Burn Bush and Listen to What God Says.”

— Lorrie Moore

“I heard an old religious man But yesternight declare That he had found a text to prove That only God, my dear, Could love…

— William Butler Yeats

“I told him God didn’t invent grocery stores. He told me that I had no proof of this, and wouldn’t I feel stupid when…

— T.J. Klune

“We are firmly convinced that if Jesus Christ were here today he would be in the National Theater approving and applauding and very probably…

— Franklin E. Kameny

“My hair is holy. I grow it long for the God.”

— Euripides

“Yes, Bush spouted a bunch of religious crap, but at least he didn't believe in it. Give the man a beer. Sometimes hypocrisy is…

— Earl Lee

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

— Michael R. Burch

“Believing in George Bush was so ludicrous that believing in God almost seems rational.”

— Anne Lamott

“But to the lady who curled my hair in the bathroom, who is now somewhere in a crowd that is laughing at the idea…

— Katy Tur

“there is a vast difference between talking about God and listening to a God who talks to you.”

— Lisa Bevere