As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perfection is something we should all strive for. It's a duty and a joy to perfect one's nature... The most difficult thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would not waste time, as Senator Gillibrand does, on things such as dictating a national minimum driving age and sponsoring a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A people who`s primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that there was a lot of undisclosed money that came into South Dakota, driving a message to paint me as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Regular naps prevent old age,especially when you take them while driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying that you don’t have time to improve your thoughts and your life is like saying you don’t have time to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your trapped in the trunk of a Honda sinking to the bottom of the ocean you either learn about cars or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Online I see people committing 'social media suicide' all the time by one of two ways. Firstly by responding to all criticism,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In America, diner food or roadside barbecue is the best road food, but I am not a fan of eating while driving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
