Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said… — Fletcher Pratt Copy Share Image
Think about all the selfish non-smokers out there, driving around on asphalt, drinking water out of the tap, not even thinking about… — George Singleton Copy Share Image
We must acquaint the youth to the realities of the world... we must tell them that millions of people around the world… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
Atrazine - a herbicide often used on corn fields, golf courses and even lawns - has become one of the most common… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
In time of war, soldiers, however sensible, care a great deal more on some occasions about slaking their thirst than about the… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven't had Diet Coke since then. I think it… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learn to ignore everything anyone (including myself) has ever told you about wine protocol. Sometimes win drinking, like spontaneous sex on the… — Bob Blumer Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
