I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Economists often talk about the 80/20 Principle, which is the idea that in any situation roughly 80 percent of the “work” will… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ...… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
Come boy, and pour for me a cup Of old Falernian. Fill it up With wine, strong, sparkling, bright, and clear; Our… — Horace Copy Share Image
Caffeine gives me hope. Sometimes, when I brew my wicked strong Irish black tea just perfect, about halfway through the mug I… — John Vanderslice Copy Share Image
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee Copy Share Image
I used to drink a lot of lager when I was younger, but I'm more of a wine drinker now, I guess.… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“a hardened and shameless tea-drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine. — Donny Osmond Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
So the story goes, so I'm told The people he knew were Less than golden hearted Gamblers and robbers Drinkers and jokers,… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser.… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
