A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it — WC Fields Copy Share Image
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
