Try Quit Quotes by WC Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it

— WC Fields

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

— WC Fields

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

— WC Fields

I am free of all prejudice I hate everyone equally

— Wc Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

— WC Fields