“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends” — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else. — A A Milne Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
“Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day. — Chris Kamara Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to end war. We are here to laugh at the odds, and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur. — Teresa Giudice Copy Share Image
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten! — Patrick Rossiter Copy Share Image
“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good… — Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason Copy Share Image
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their… — Miki Dora Copy Share Image
There's such a good vibe in Minneapolis. You've got an upscale downtown, and yet people aren't afraid to sit around the fire… — Philip Winchester Copy Share Image
“The men drink a third beer, then a fourth, in preparation for the cold trip crosstown. "I wish I could meet a… — Jack Cady Copy Share Image
“Over generations, the gene pool of the first farmers became increasingly dominated by individuals who could drink beer on a regular basis.… — Steven Johnson Copy Share Image
When you're 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next… — Mike Piazza Copy Share Image
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that people shouldn't go out to football games and drink beer and have a good time, I do it… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“According to glycemic index principles, it would be fine for an alcoholic to drink beer, but not whisky since beer raises your… — Tim Noakes Copy Share Image
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
