We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
The number-one thing about the hyphy isn't the sideshow or doing donuts. It's the music. — Too Short Copy Share Image
Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over. — Matt Servitto Copy Share Image
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd… — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
If I'm not training then, gosh, anything: donuts... Kentucky Fried Chicken 20-piece hot wings... corned beef hash and eggs... But because I'm… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
At every level, from the microcellular to the psychological, exercise not only wards off the ill effects of chronic stress; it can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court. In 2012, I also said the Tea Party "acted like terrorists"… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I've recently noticed "as if for the first time" that when people pray they always look "upward" - i.e. perpendicular to whatever… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
