The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion… — Westbrook Pegler Copy Share Image
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another. — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
None of my friends, or anyone I know, told me not to jump with Whisper. Anyone who knows me knows that I… — Dean Potter Copy Share Image
Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Learning is available at the library for free; under a tree with a dog-eared paperback; at a job with a boss who… — Michael Ellsberg Copy Share Image
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
...if we allow ourselves contemplative time in nature-whether it's gardening, going for a walk with the dog, or being in the heart… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog. — Anne Bonny Copy Share Image
Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog… — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“It's a dog eat dog world...but only if the first dog is more stupid than the first. (Sandy Hyatt-James)” — Sandy Hyatt-James Copy Share Image
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
He who wants to kill a dog says that he has urinated against the mosque. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
