Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that's another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
Dogs are my favorite role models. I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Several factors besides skill are more significant in professional writers than in most amateurs. One is love of the surface level of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into her… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
“New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot guy, but it's not gonna happen.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
On the moral plane, true friends enjoy the same protection as the sense of smell confers upon dogs. They scent the sorrow… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody… — John Green Copy Share Image
My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees! — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
The first day that I get to Fort Myers, there was a newspaper down there. The newspaper said, 'Puerto Rican hot dog… — Roberto Clemente Copy Share Image
When any person of really eminent virtue becomes the object of envy, the clamor and abuse by which he is assailed is… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
“I always say, the time you spend with your dog makes the difference in a great dog or a crate dog.” — M.K. Clinton Copy Share Image
“Sit” is the command you’ll use most often. Your pup objects when placed in a sit with your hands, so try the… — Ann Chamberlain Copy Share Image
“Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to… — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
“Do you like dogs?' 'No.' 'I thought the British were great dog-lovers.' 'We think Americans love dollars, but there must be exceptions.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
There are a sort of men, whose visages Do cream and mantle, like a standing pond; And do a willful stillness entertain,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
If fame belonged to me, I could not escape her; if she did not, the longest day would pass me on the… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
At noon, you walk across a river. It is dry, with not this much water: it is just stones and pebbles. But… — Jacques Roumain Copy Share Image
When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Myself and some kids on our estate became obsessed with the creation of the ultimate go-kart. This ambition culminated in the creation… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
