Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like dogs better than knights. A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my dog and I love venting to my dog. He can't say any smart ass comments back, he won't repeat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'DogsHe is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shepherd is the brain behind the dog's brain, But his control of dog, like dog's of sheep Is never absolutethat's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is miraculous, even when it's disastrous, it's still incredible, I'm fascinated with everything, life is fascinating, I'm fascinated by trees and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say that almost everywhere there is beauty enough to fill a person's life if one would only be sensitive to it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been wandering to find him and my happiness is so great that it even weakens me like a wound. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We humans are in such a strange position—we are still animals whose behavior reflects that of our ancestors, yet we are unique—unlike… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go looking for conflict, and you'll find it. Go looking for people to take advantage of you, and they generally will. See… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When we got him, my dog was small, But he kept growing, Now he's tall. He's way too big, I don't like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha! What villains are these, that trespass upon my private lands! Come to scorn at my fall, perchance? Draw, you knaves, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, This dog tells me you're on drugs.I'm on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was the majority right when they stood by while Jesus was crucified? Was the majority right when they refused to believe that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now remember: When things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
