“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Doesn't make much sense, does it? I mean, no one's actually blowing anything.” — shukyou Blowing Copy Share Image
“He smelled like aftershave and the subway, though the former not in a good way, and the latter not in a bad… — shukyou Smell Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who’s given you head.” — shukyou Head Copy Share Image
“It felt good to be with someone like this, where sex could be meaningful and stupid all at once.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“It turned out to be easy to know where he was, even if he didn’t know where he was going.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having… — shukyou Playing football Copy Share Image
“he felt naked enough inside that he didn't need it to be true outside as well.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“No, we're definitely stuck to one another. You to me and me to you." "Even though I don't make sense?" Rick patted… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY… — shukyou Stupid Heart Copy Share Image
“Really, you talk long enough to a blonde who wants to be a brunette, pretty soon, you stop talking self-image and send… — shukyou Stop talking Copy Share Image
“Are we...?" he asked, gesturing to his penis, which was stiff and alert and had already answered his unfinished question with an… — shukyou Asked Copy Share Image
“I could feel his breath from between his parted lips, so I moved to seal them with my own, teaching him the… — shukyou Gaze Copy Share Image
“One long purple tentacle snaked up my leg, and I very manfully did not wet my pants, though it was close. This… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“So, uh, where's your dad?" He didn't even turn to look at me. "Federal penitentiary in Idaho. We spent the rest of… — shukyou Dad Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions:… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rishi's body had been up until that moment divided on where all his blood should go -- to his cheeks, which by… — shukyou Separate ways Copy Share Image
“Isaak's okay-list: 1)when other people do things that don't make sense; 2)when I want to do things that don't make sense to… — shukyou Failure Copy Share Image
“Rick had told Isaac once that he didn't want to kiss girls, and Isaac had said that he didn't want to kiss… — shukyou Kiss Rick Copy Share Image
“It worked," said BT again. "Women, I get it now, I can see what the appeal is, I've passed all the tests… — shukyou Said Bt Copy Share Image
“Once, after a long night of sex and alcohol consecutively and concurrently, he told me somewhat drunkenly that he measured my rages… — shukyou Long Night Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth… — shukyou Paying Attention Copy Share Image
“Camera shows a girl reach to spin it; it stops on a boy, and instead of kissing him, she says those three… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
“BT laughed, leaning forward to kiss at Rishi's shoulder. "But you know what I really miss?" "...What?" Rishi swallowed, bracing his feet… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion… — shukyou Enough time Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Isaac paused and took a small breath. "I like you better than Saturn." "Wow," said Rick, "that's ... a pretty big deal.” — shukyou Big deal Copy Share Image
“Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!" (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Because we are going to love this baby just the way she pops out, and if she's heterosexual, we're just going to… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“He put his right one over the top of Isaac's and placed one of his fingers between each one of Isaac's, until… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't get a hypothetical patient's hopes up if I didn't think your research had a good hypothetical chance to help that… — shukyou Hope Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was… — shukyou Communication Copy Share Image
“I turned my head to say something to him -- whatever it was, I can't remember, or maybe it was nothing at… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“he says those three words:'Truth or Dare?' It wasn't Shakespeare, but it did the trick. The boy was Rodney,#58, wide receiver, and… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
“Such wonderful therapy for erectile dysfunction: get drunk, get a good night's sleep, and wake up with a naked, horny, beautiful young… — shukyou Young man Copy Share Image
