I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I'm okay with blood and guts. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Doctors are supposed to first do no harm, but when it comes to fat bodies, most doctors seem fundamentally incapable of heeding… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a doctor and go to art school, but I thought Id regret it if I didnt act. — Kate Ashfield Copy Share Image
According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. — Federico Fellini Copy Share Image
Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I often look at a lot of Doctor Who stuff that's about now, which no one has approached me about. — Sarah Sutton Copy Share Image
When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal". — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“And to all the doctors and people who said there was no hope for children with progeria and they don’t live long… — Kerry Okines Copy Share Image
I never took banned substances, but I have been courted by doctors who wanted to improve my blood in the laboratory. My… — Alberto Tomba Copy Share Image
You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
This medical device gives doctors a new option for treating twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome. It can help prolong the mother's pregnancy and improve… — Daniel Schultz Copy Share Image
There's a great deal of suspicion and misunderstanding about IT among practicing doctors. One hears things like, 'I don't want to be… — Mitch Kapor Copy Share Image
Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
A number of holistic and complementary medical doctors in the US, from general practitioners to psychiatrists, are using maca with a variety… — Chris Kilham Copy Share Image
For a while I thought about studying medicine at school and becoming a doctor because I've always been interested in psychology and… — Rumer Willis Copy Share Image
Of all the doctors I have known, psychoanalysts, a congregation of lay priests with bible, rites, and the faithful, constitute the most… — Antonio Lobo Antunes Copy Share Image
The real problem with Obamacare has little to do with the number of people signing up, and a lot to do with… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
The state has been living on a revenue which was being produced in the private sphere for private purposes and had to… — Joseph A. Schumpeter Copy Share Image
When a female character sets herself on fire in an effort to interrupt her culture's violent abuse of disenfranchised people, or physically… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
A sick man, surrounded by those who love him, nursed by those who wish earnestly that he should live, will recover (all… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
The question is, whether, like the Divine Child in the Temple, we are turning knowledge into wisdom, and whether, understanding more of… — Frederick William Robertson Copy Share Image
Exhaustion was pressing upon and overpowering her. "Good-by--because I love you." He did not know; he did not understand. He would never… — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
Gay people are born into, and belong to, every society in the world. They are all ages, all races, all faiths. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are a beautiful person, Doctor. Clearheaded. Strong. But you seem always to be dragging your heart along the ground. From now… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
In medicine, we have invented an entirely new healing paradigm. Now we no longer simply look to the doctor and to medicine… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
