Dirty pick up lines Quotes · Page 2

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass

— Anonymous

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

— Anonymous

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.

— Anonymous

Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.

— Anonymous

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.

— Mitchell Sakundiak

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

— Anonymous

I'm good at math U+I = 69.

— Anonymous

Hi hoe, hi hoe, of to my place we go

— Ana Chable

I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.

— Anonymous

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

— Anonymous

I am just craving over your sweets, I just wish I could have you right now to eat babe !!

— Glen Rambharack

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood

— Anonymous

I think my dick dont have insurance cause all I do is hit & run

— IG:catone_2_funny

I know you dream me every night & I also knows it makes your dreams get wet !!

— Glen Rambharack

I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.

— Anonymous

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

— Anonymous

Wow I did not think about tea when I stared to read it

— Anonymous

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'

— Anonymous