Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red Violets are twisted Bend over love Because you're about to get fisted — No Author Copy Share Image
Girl so damn fine I am going to treat you like my homework I am going to slam you on this table… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl I gottagive you a mouth to mouth to make sure your breathing,for some strange everyone stop breathing when you walked in — MrCountry Copy Share Image
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
