We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
And any time you feed your ego, it's a one-way street. ... There were so many things I had to deal with… — Ricky Williams Copy Share Image
I was rejected for couple of adverts for sounding too sad. One was for Diet Coke, but it's a good thing it… — Patty Griffin Copy Share Image
“Rum and Coke, please," she told the bartender. Maybe that was why Liza and Bonnie never had guy trouble: great hair. She… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“Percy stormed over to the magical cooler. No one tried to stop him. He knocked open the lid and rummaged throught the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
