Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love walking around the beach with my girlfriend.. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen Mannequin around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth,but you laugh, and everyone thinks you're lying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 days of school,2 days of weekends,1O months for school,2 months for summer.Who the fuck divided this shit up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a lot of homework so,I've decided to start watching a new TV series. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's sweet when someone knows every single details about you.Not because you constantly remind them about you,but because they pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
