John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Democrats have lost over 1,000 seats since 2009. It's very easy for people to get up in arms about Mr. Trump, but… — Nina Turner Copy Share Image
I've had some threaten not to give Communion to me, even though they don't know my position, just because I'm a Democrat.… — Bart Stupak Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, that's not how you win the presidency, you dummkopfs. You get 270 electoral votes, and we got 306. Kellyanne [Conway]… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The fact is that we wouldn't be in Iraq if it weren't for Democrats like Senator Kerry. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
I love that for Barack, there is no such thing as 'us' and 'them' - he doesn't care whether you're a Democrat,… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
It's a robust time, probably the most fertile time for the underground and for revolution since Nixon. I'm not talking about political… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I feel like it's a lot easier to parody Democrats just because they take themselves so seriously. I think Republicans have a… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Democrats are talking about how Vernon [Jordan] cheats, I mean, he philanders, he's all over place, and they love him for it. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My job isn't to represent the Democrat Party or the Republican Party. It's to represent Hoosier families. — Joe Donnelly Copy Share Image
... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
On behalf of every Republican and every Democrat in Congress, on behalf of the whole House, I want our friends in the… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
There's a fundamental difference between many of the Democrats and my party. And that is: They want to leave before the job… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I am asking all Americans, Republicans, Independents and Democrats, to join us in our campaign to defeat the corrupt establishment and give… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Business success is not determined by government policy. It's not determined by regulation. The people succeed in business have to overcome all… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Receiving the president of the United States in your restaurant is a big thing. Obama came three times. There's a sense of… — Daniel Boulud Copy Share Image
If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If there were two candidates, a Democrat and a Republican, who each committed to the same kind of fundamental reform, then the… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
In no way shape or form will a Democrat ever hold the gavel to a Republican-controlled House. — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
How to become a media star: Be a Republican who bucks the party line. How to be ignored by media: Be a… — John Nolte Copy Share Image
Well, the economic recovery was successful even though the Democrats opposed the reforms every step of the way. And it is clear… — Todd Tiahrt Copy Share Image
I will commend the Democrats for one thing. If they name Keith Ellison as the head of the DNC, then I'll commend… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image