The best things in life must come by effort from within, not by gifts from the outside. — Fred Pierce Corson Copy Share Image
Be proud of your scars. They remind you that you have the will to live. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
No one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
All these stuff she's done before - the rosary, the deep thoughts, the faux British accent. It's the same thing over and… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
“When a writer has deep thoughts, I expect him to also have a deep voice. And if he doesn’t, he should remain… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The ultimate aim of the quest must be neither release nor ecstasy for oneself, but the wisdom and the power to serve… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“He found himself in a room not unlike the shop. All books again, packed tight on shelves or laying in piles on… — Jenny Nimmo Copy Share Image
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
To think deeply in our culture is to grow angry and to anger others; and if you cannot tolerate this anger, you… — Jules Henry Copy Share Image
Let me tell you how to love all equally. Do not demand anything of those you love. If you make demands, some… — Sarada Devi Copy Share Image
I am not superstitious, but the first time I saw this medal, bearing the venerated likeness of John Calvin, I kissed it,… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“Going home in the trolley, Francie held the shoebox in her lap because Mama had no lap now. Francie thought deep thoughts… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“Of course, reading novels was just another form of escape. As soon as he closed their pages he had to come back… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at that rugged… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If I am transparent enough to myself, then I can become less afraid of those hidden selves that my transparency may reveal… — Sheldon B. Kopp Copy Share Image
Million times better than me that day laborers are the back-breaking work and sleep at night exhausted and asleep onthe sidewalk is,… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“For instance, a race of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings once built themselves a gigantic supercomputer called Deep Thought to calculate once and for… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
