Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure. — Amos Bronson Alcott Copy Share Image
Christianity is not about how much faith you have. It's about Who your faith is in. — Mike Donehey Copy Share Image
I think it's high time we started questioning the old cliches like "Grunt big for Daddy." — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Hope is the foundational quality of all change, and encouragement is the fuel which keeps hope alive. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket. — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Real value isn’t in what you own, drive, wear or live. The greater value is found in love and life, health and… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you,’ said Lymond pausing on the afterthought, on his way to the flap, ‘that that aunt of mine… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
There is an interesting point about the price of success: It must always be paid in full-and in advance. Everyone wants to… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“It is, I think, the rarest of leisure, hard work mixed with hard pleasure, to refine one's time of deep thought or… — Barry Lopez Copy Share Image
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Don't sacrifice your spirit for wealth. Grow your wealth by first growing your spirit. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
We are all on the stairs, my friend; some of us are going down, some us are going up! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If you want to amend your errors, you must begin by amending your philosophy. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Any area of my life for which I have no hope is under the influence of a lie. — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
You can’t have meaningful political democracy without functioning economic democracy. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
