Yes, I do feel the world revolves around me. After all, I am the main character of my own life. — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
ALL IMPULSES OF THOUGHT HAVE A TENDENCY TO CLOTHE THEMSELVES IN THEIR PHYSICAL EQUIVALENT. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
There isnt a person anywhere who isnt capable of doing more than he thinks he can. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it. — Jonas Hiller Copy Share Image
“I fear more the shallow depths of my heart than the deep thoughts in my mind.” — Steven Aitchison Copy Share Image
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts. — Aidonia Copy Share Image
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Atheism: It seeks to replace in itself the moral power of religion, in order to appease the spiritual thirst of parched humanity… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Let me give you a hint, young ones, what it is you will become as you grow. What things make you cry,… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've always had a resting expression that either makes me look deep in thought or as though I'm about to fight you.… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
But our lives were not as they seemed, were they, Sophia? No one's life ever is. — Jean Plaidy Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences. — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
It could be disastrous to speak your mind while you are deep in thought. — C.J. Langenhoven Copy Share Image
Count the cost first. Don’t pay too big a price for pursuing minor values. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
What is truth? Truth is what causes you to breathe again when lies have told you, you are already dead. — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
Open the love window. The moon won't use the door, only the window. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul. — Chris Tomlin Copy Share Image
The one who knows himself isn't deceived by either praise or criticism. — Yasmin Mogahed Copy Share Image
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I don't want that boy to fall over for just a bird that forgot that her wings are broken.” — Ade Santi Copy Share Image
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
