Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Unless she scares the hell out of you, blows the cobwebs from your mind, scorches your heart with passion, melts your chains… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Going through a breakup in the middle of a pandemic/quarantine has really put a crimp on dating. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
Wedding dress shopping is basically like dating. You pick the one based on how you feel. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of… — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger… — Helen Nielsen Copy Share Image
“And I have to say, books haven’t helped much with all this. Because whenever you read anything about love, whenever anyone tries… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I run a dating site, but I will gladly tell someone, 'Do not date someone if it's not right.' And don't settle.… — Whitney Wolfe Herd Copy Share Image
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers! — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“You’re not beautiful,” he said. “Your profile said beautiful. You kind of overreached on that one.” — Diane Dunning Copy Share Image
“He had the red serviette tucked into his t-shirt at the neck which made me laugh. He hadn’t done this since our… — Kate Chisman Copy Share Image
Babygirl you had your chance you blew it now step aside and let ah real female do it. — Nessa Nicolee Copy Share Image
“Hildy resisted the urge to suck on the end of her braid. "Look. I know. Paul crossed the line and --" Xiu… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
Sometimes we put so much effort into things we're doing, like dating or wedding planning, that we don't stop to think about… — Emily V. Gordon Copy Share Image
I used to do people's online dating for them. I had clients in San Francisco, L.A., New York and they'd pay me… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee. — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
I realized I'd built up walls and carried grudges for years. I had a lot of animosity, dating back to when I… — Rex Chapman Copy Share Image
I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the place where you didn't want to… — Bob Packwood Copy Share Image
