Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, Im game. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now,… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
“Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In” — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont answer! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
