I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
If you want to see that human story unfold, if you want to understand that only the unexpected life is worth a… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing in the world worth a damn is the strange, touching, pathetic, awesome nobility of the individual human spirit. — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
To a student: Dear Miss - I have read about sixteen pages of your manuscript . . . I suffered exactly the… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I'm an extremely private dude and all this is happening so damn quick. I really haven't had any time to rationalize it.… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there's so damn much about myself to improve. — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, I've got to damn near be somebody else to be accepted, and that's just not cool with me. — Keyshia Cole Copy Share Image
I miss that moment when you're about to go through the tube turn-style but you put your ticket in the wrong way… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
There is an attitude in the culture that says that everybody is entitled to their opinion. You got to respect their opinion.… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Something amazing happens when you're in love and don't give a damn about what day it is anymore.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The only trouble with capitalism is capitalists - they are too damn greedy. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
It's the worst feeling in the world to love and hate someone all at the same time. and it's hard to watch… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
My stepfather was fond of letting me know, quote, 'I ain't your... damn daddy.' That was something that was painful, to put… — Chris Gardner Copy Share Image
When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think being central to the culture is overrated. Who really gives a damn if something is popular? Jay-Z isn't actually any… — Matthew Specktor Copy Share Image
Too many poets act like a middle-aged mother trying to get her kids to eat too much cooked meat, and potatoes with… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley Copy Share Image
I got a ill gift, I'm real swift They be like, 'Damn, he's still rich.' When I send my Men in Black,… — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
