Every day I wake up, I say, 'Damn, I hope I don't get that call today.' I don't want to lose my… — Clinton Portis Copy Share Image
Outwit, outlast, outplay. It's the tagline for the television show Survivor and it's damn near what presidenting is like, too. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If you want someone to pay you - the highest paid receiver in the history of the game - damn act like… — Cris Carter Copy Share Image
No one can amount to a damn in the arts if he becomes sweetly reasonable, seeing all sides of a picture, forgiving… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I have an abdominal hernia which I tore and had operated on, and it's not the easiest thing in the world to… — Terry Funk Copy Share Image
I always say this - As an actor, we're lucky to get a job. Then we're lucky that anybody gives a damn… — Alicia Coppola Copy Share Image
The long words are not the hard words, it is the short words that are hard. There is much more metaphysical subtlety… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The man who says to me, "Believe as I do, or God will damn you," will presently say, "Believe as I do,… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
You have to realize the truth of biologist Julian Huxley's idea that 'Life is just one damn relatedness after another' "So you… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
There are people who've challenged me on that, but I think there still are. Not everybody looses their virginity when they're 12,… — Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I'm worried about privacy because of the young people who don't give a damn about their privacy, who are prepared to put… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
There are always seasons to a career and perhaps always the grass is often greener, you're often looking at other people's careers… — Jude Law Copy Share Image
The concept of paying one-hundred-and-something times earnings for any company for me is just anathema. Having said that, at the end of… — Paul Tudor Jones Copy Share Image
The spirit that America has, the American industry creativity it has where anything is possible. Three idealistic Australians bringing in new ideas… — Sam Worthington Copy Share Image
You see, to me, it doesnt really matter if an elected official has a D or an R behind her name, or… — Richard Trumka Copy Share Image
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
My daddy used to say that I was too big to ride and too little to hitch a wagon - no good… — Dan Blocker Copy Share Image
My whole damn family was nice. I don't think I've imagined it. It's true. Maybe it has to do with being brought… — Henry Fonda Copy Share Image
Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I want young people to look at me and go, 'Damn, I want to be like that brother. He sharp, he be… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
I didn't know what kind of sound I wanted to make. I didn't have no influences. I just heard my voice in… — Blueface Copy Share Image
Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't… — David Henry Copy Share Image
You're not living until it doesn't matter a tinker's damn to you whether you live or die. At that point you live.… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
I was a huge Brett Favre fan, because how could you not like him as a kid playing football? Then getting a… — Brian Urlacher Copy Share Image
I'm human so I'd be lying if I said that it's not times where you sit back like damn all these niggas… — Mic Geronimo Copy Share Image
Well, it would have to be “The Man Who Was Thursday.” It’s a damn good read that I believe should be read… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I was 20, I didn't give a damn about song construction. I just wanted to make as much noise and play… — Ritchie Blackmore Copy Share Image
If there is a God who will damn his children forever, I would rather go to hell than to go to heaven… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that all American men are this way, but nine out of ten are breast-fixated, wham-bam-thank-you-rna'am cretins who just don't… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
You take five fingers. Individually, I can pin any one of them, but if I pin them together (makes a fist), it's… — Ray Lewis Copy Share Image
I really like playing with Mike Doughty from Soul Coughing. He was cool. He opened up some shows for us. I liked… — Mason Jennings Copy Share Image
There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go… — Eminem Copy Share Image
The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Dr. McDreamy, that's what I call Patrick's character. He's gorgeous, he's got a great body and he's got damn fine hair. — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
God and the people are the source of all power. I have twice been given the power. I have taken it, and… — Francois Duvalier Copy Share Image
Most women are damn fools and children. But they've got more range than we've got. The brave ones are braver, the good… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
That is almost the definition of any friendship that is worthwhile - that we don't care a damn how you behave yourself. — E. C. Bentley Copy Share Image
