Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars — Will Durst Copy Share Image
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
