Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars — Will Durst Copy Share Image
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day. — Will Durst Copy Share Image
