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He glanced down at the blood-smeared cut on his side...and realized he wasn't wearing any clothing. I'd be lying if I said… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I do not believe that Obama is smarter than anybody else. I do not believe he has cut a new path and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they'll cut that forest. If you stop oil drilling here,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat. — David Cross Copy Share Image
One book that has meant much to my writing is W.G. Sebald's The Emigrants. He uses a photograph of Vladimir Nabokov hunting… — Samantha Hunt Copy Share Image
If you are hungry to hear the voice of God, you will hear. To hear, you have to cut out all other… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
If anybody normally has a 45 minute conference call about something, I'm 15 minutes late and then I'm out 15 minutes before… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
She'd lost two more pounds. A picture of the models she'd cut out of the magazine flashed through Kessa's mind. And the… — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I like LA. LA is cool, but it ain't like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Scenes change while shooting. Nowadays, while you're shooting the movie, you're cutting at the same time. — Matthijs van Heijningen, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm a provincial. I live very much like a hermit: reading, listening to music, working in the cutting room, writing, commercial work… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
I like you a lot. Because you’re funny and smart and because you seem to like me. I know that’s not a… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
It wasn't like we cut songs out; we cut bits of songs, bits of action or bits of whatever. So we would… — Eric Fellner Copy Share Image
It has often been observed that the repercussion of poetic language on prose language can be considered a decisive cut of a… — Eugenio Montale Copy Share Image
We all seek approval, and our mother's seal is usually the most important. The nitty gritty is that we have to accept… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Perhaps love is a minor madness. And as with madness, it's unendurable alone. The one person who can relieve us is of… — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having… — Lev Yilmaz Copy Share Image
In New Orleans the funerals remind us that Life is bigger than any individual life, and it will roll on, and for… — Tom Piazza Copy Share Image
“Fire can warm or consume, water can quench or drown, wind can caress or cut. And so it is with human relationshps;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The advantage of horror books is to take the reader and cut him out of the pack and work on him one… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When I design the clothes, I have a very good team around me, showing me different pieces and cuts. I'm very involved… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
We had about 60 regions in Greece and now there are only 13. It'd be like cutting down 50 states to 13… — George Papandreou Copy Share Image
Correct me if I am wrong, but I personally feel that the Indian body type is not cut out to be size… — Deepika Padukone Copy Share Image
There is a secret to investing that cuts a path directly to the profits that you're looking for. The secret is simplicity.… — Jane Bryant Quinn Copy Share Image
For all the feminist jabber about women being victimized by fashion, it is men who most suffer from conventions of dress. Every… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
And your police are like our police in the Realm?' Blue said. 'They flog you if you do something wrong and cut… — Herbie Brennan Copy Share Image
Gertrude Stein's prose-song is a cold, black suet-pudding.... Cut it at any point, it is the same thing ... all fat, without nerve. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
I feel like people are not cut and dry, in real life. Some people do cheat, but it doesn't mean that they… — Coley Sohn Copy Share Image
I try to make what I have written tighter, stronger and more precise, eliminating every element that's not doing useful work. Then… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Take the [1980] Jimmy Carter-Ronald Reagan debate. Carter kept trying to imply that somehow Ronald Reagan was going to push the button,… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
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