It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
We saw more of each other than we did of our wives. We wrote everything together. But how long can you go on doing… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I have better peripheral vision in my left. It is quite hard to remain optimistic, but I have found the Macular Society, of whom… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I recognise the pure gold that runs in Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin's work for 'Outnumbered' on TV. And on radio, I really enjoy… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
