Crazy Quotes · Page 51

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

— Groucho Marx

My character on 'The Crazy Ones' is entirely different than Bob Benson. If these guys ran into each other at a bar,…

— James Wolk

I would like to do any way possible that Howard Stark can make a return. He's such a fun character to play,…

— Dominic Cooper

I definitely feel like there's a lot of terrible things on the Internet, obviously. You can really pretty much find anything on…

— Miles Heizer

If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.

— Michael Phelps

Fans are crazy, so I try not to pay attention to most of the negativity that they bring up.

— Chi Chi DeVayne

My curves are not crazy.

— Henri Matisse

I was the boy next door who always knew what it meant to have no money. That changed when I turned professional.…

— Franck Ribery

If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

Sometimes [people] say the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. In my case, I am pretty fortunate. [ My kids]'re…

— Nikki Sixx

When you think about a festival from a comedian's perspective, it has to do with who else does it - that's number…

— Pete Holmes

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid,…

— Joaquin Andujar

I was a maniac as a teenager; I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I was crazy.

— Brendon Urie

What is our job as entrepreneurs if not to change things that are crazy?

— Bill Drayton

“People may break your heart and drive you crazily. God is the only dependable person you should rely on.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

What liberals mean by 'goose-stepping' or 'ethnic cleansing' is generally something along the lines of 'eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment…

— Ann Coulter

The iPhone calendar isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It only offers a day view and a month view - it…

— Susan Orlean

The amazing thing is that we're right to hold onto hope. The world may be broken but hope is not crazy.

— John Green

Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind.

— Jack Kerouac

Before Luce could reply, a skinny, dark haired girl appeared in from of her, wagging her long fingers in Luce's face. "Ooooooh,"…

— Lauren Kate

She went crazy with a calm face, justifiably so.

— Douglas Coupland

Even though I could sing, I didn't really mix anything and I wasn't really into rock. But after my experience of being…

— Shonlock

I'm not very into pastas or heavy foods like meat, but pastries, especially if they come from a really nice French bakery,…

— Barbara Fialho

I own a series called 'Ready, Steady, Go!' that I bought in the Seventies. I purposely didn't do anything with it, and…

— Dave Clark

If I ever interview somebody, I make sure I listen to them. As a comedian, I've gone on so many shows, I've…

— Tom Green