I have always seen myself as an athlete. Of course, I made the mistake of unintentionally opening the door to my private… — Oliver Kahn Copy Share Image
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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There are parts of Texas where a fly lives ten thousand years and a man can't die soon enough. Time gets strange… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time," Gazzy said. "I felt like the Blue Angels!" "Yeah, except the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Do what boxers do, sway with the punches. Don't resist. If any of what happens at work gets to you, just let… — Jo Nesbo Copy Share Image
Let us suppose that we have laid on the table... [a] piece of glass... and let us homologize this glass to a… — Leon Croizat Copy Share Image
As Cindy Sheehan was gathering public sympathy as the Gold Star mom against the killing in Iraq, the Republican party decided to… — Greg Palast Copy Share Image
Dad loves my stuff. No matter how many times my voice cracks or I miss a tap, he doesn't care. He's like… — Peter DeLuise Copy Share Image
Satan's smoke has made its way into the Temple of God through some crack — Pope Paul VI Copy Share Image
“One cannot conceive of grander burial than that which mighty mountains bend, crack and shatter to make. Or a nobler tomb than… — Hudson Stuck Copy Share Image
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice,… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When life begins we are tender and weak When life ends we are stiff and rigid All things, including the grass and… — Laozi Copy Share Image
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When some of the gangs got involved with the drug trade, particularlythe crack cocaine trade, and the lethal violence started to flare… — Meda Chesney-Lind Copy Share Image
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
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If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it,… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long… — Joe DiMaggio Copy Share Image
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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