Couches Quotes · Page 5

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

— Jade Puget

There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.

— Ben Affleck

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out…

— Bo Burnham

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the…

— Garrison Keillor

Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry

— William Shakespeare

Traveling is so complicated. There are so many people everywhere. I make my best journeys on my couch.

— Coco Chanel

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.

— Michael Caine

For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.

— John le Carre

Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

The courts cannot garnish a fathers salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our…

— June Jordan

I had always been kind of obsessed with making a home of my own and was always drawing rooms that I wanted…

— Michelle Williams

If I wasn't doing SportsCenter, I'd still be on the couch watching my favorite teams play. I have such passion, and I've…

— Linda Cohn

Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to…

— Jeaniene Frost

I'm hyper-aware of my last name and it's lack of Derby or Horowtiz-esque sonorousness. Moffett sounds like a type of couch cushion.…

— Kevin Moffett

I've been so lazy all my life. I used to literally lie on the couch, up until the age of 35, fearing…

— Guy Maddin

As I've grown older, the simple pleasure of sitting on the couch with someone you love and watching a documentary is about…

— Paul Wesley

I think everybody should just turn off their TV machines and make up their own songs about whatever comes to mind-their couch,…

— Beck

I opine-I think you're a woman of your world,' he said from the far end of the couch. 'I would have a…

— Kim Harrison

If we were built, what were we built for? ... Why do we have this amazing collection of sinews, senses, and sensibilities?…

— Bill McKibben

How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which,…

— Lord Byron

He has to wair for another load of laundry to get done. So I wait with him. I lean back against the…

— Susane Colasanti

England may as well dam up the waters of the Nile with bulrushes as to fetter the step of Freedom, more proud…

— Lydia M. Child

Whitney smacked Coop's snout while simultaneously pressing herself deeper into the couch. Coop fixed her with an unblinking ice-blue stare, gray-brown fur…

— Kathy Reichs

I guess that's the oddest personality trait for me - I'm too dumb and naïve to ever really be nervous about anything.…

— Chris Zylka

I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch.

— Kelly Reichardt

Some ghosts haunt you for life. The best you can do is make room on the couch and get used to living…

— Jay Bell

We risk losing what nature is if we couch its value in human terms.

— Dick Black

I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.

— Jennifer Lawrence

I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.

— Scott Speedman

They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye.

— William Shakespeare

I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.

— Abbey Lincoln

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,

— Jennifer Lawrence

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

— Dana Gould

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

— Demetri Martin

If and when I do get "down," the last thing on my mind is writing a song. Usually, being bummed just involves…

— Wooden Wand

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat…

— Stephen Colbert

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a…

— Dane Cook

There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks…

— Mariella Frostrup

I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one…

— Matt Damon

[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one…

— Kate Clinton