Couches Quotes · Page 4

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.

— Denis Hayes

I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations.

— H. L. Mencken

When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad.

— Troy Polamalu

The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare…

— Joanna Baillie

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base.

— William Arthur Ward

It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything…

— Owen Hart

A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it…

— Callan McAuliffe

For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is…

— Anonymous

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum…

— Ashley Tisdale

Like it or not, people tend to buy paintings to match their drapes, couch or carpet. I know you want them to…

— Jack White

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there,…

— Sarah Silverman

Now came still evening on; and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad: Silence accompanied; for beast and bird,…

— John Milton

Finding a new couch is a daunting process. New couches are not as soft or deep as you want. I prefer a…

— Lara Spencer

I look at her wish we could go inside and make love on the couch. Dive inside each other. Take each other.…

— Markus Zusak

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to…

— Groucho Marx

I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing.

— John Wayne

I'm on Grace And Frankie, which is also about that time in life, I'm realizing. But I would - so I guess…

— June Diane Raphael

I always considered myself a loner. I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-should-have-brought-a-swimming-buddy loner. I mean the sort of person who…

— Jim Butcher

I run because if I didn’t, I’d be sluggish and glum and spend too much time on the couch. I run to…

— Dean Karnazes

For the record, my own loyalties are uncomplicated. I adore few humans more than I love books. I make no promises, but…

— Ben Ehrenreich

I consider kissing her right there on the dirty couch, but self-preservation stops me. Once someone hurts you, it’s harder to relax…

— Holly Black

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people…

— Jon Stewart

It is not much different from a person who goes to the gym to exercise on a regular basis versus someone who…

— Anonymous

I don’t bite Marcus. You can come sit on the comfy old couch with me. That chair is incredibly uncomfortable.” Just the…

— Abbi Glines

By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

Sometimes you don't feel the hits from the game until you're at home on the couch.

— Eddie Lacy

Sitting around on the couch eating Pringles all day is not going to help anyone.

— Jennie Garth

Art should make you think and feel. It doesn't have to match your couch.

— damali ayo

Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone.

— Anonymous

“I don't make people comfortable but that's what couches are for.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it.

— Santino Rice

My therapist in Paris once told me that being creative is a better form of therapy for me than sitting on his…

— Julie Delpy

You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me.

— Shirley MacLaine

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

— Celia Cruz

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

— Jennifer Weiner

When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.

— Jennifer Lawrence

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.

— Patti Page

O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion.

— William Congreve

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

— Matt Keough

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.

— Nelly