Couches Quotes · Page 3

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

— Luis Guzman

I can't just sit around and do nothing. Although, I can sit on the couch sometimes and just watch movies.

— Brian Austin Green

Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45

— Pete Wentz

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

— Roseanne Barr

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

— Dana Gould

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,

— Jennifer Lawrence

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

— Demetri Martin

I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.

— Jennifer Lawrence

Watching a really good movie excites me, because it makes we want to get up off the couch and go shoot something…

— Michael B. Jordan

I think [millenials] are taking advantage of deflationary forces to improve their life while not maybe having to chase the nominal money…

— Ken Moelis

You dance love, and you dance joy, and you dance dreams. And I know if I can make you smile by jumping…

— Gene Kelly

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep,…

— Charlie Sheen

I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I've been trying to just park myself on the…

— Cliff Martinez

My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and…

— Keith Murray

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I…

— John Lithgow

The army slew a thousand and showed little pity The king ordered fealty from the conquered city The prince charmed its people…

— Shannon Hale

When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't…

— Bipasha Basu

Our house was littered with books- in the kitchen, under the beds, stuck between the couch pillows--far too many for her the…

— Alice Hoffman

Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you’re sitting on the couch and you get up and…

— Jim Carrey

She sat in her room on the couch my parents had given up on and worked on hardening herself. Take deep breaths…

— Alice Sebold

Me and Frosted went to get a drink. But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think. She ordered…

— LL Cool J

I couldn’t help but think about school and everything else ending. I liked standing just outside the couches and watching them—it was…

— John Green

Mariam lay on the couch, hands tucked between her knees, watched the whirlpool of snow twisting and spinning outside the window. She…

— Khaled Hosseini

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and…

— Kevin Nealon

We risk losing what nature is if we couch its value in human terms.

— Dick Black

Some ghosts haunt you for life. The best you can do is make room on the couch and get used to living…

— Jay Bell

I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.

— Abbey Lincoln

They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye.

— William Shakespeare

I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.

— Scott Speedman

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.

— Michael Caine

I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch.

— Kelly Reichardt

For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.

— John le Carre

Traveling is so complicated. There are so many people everywhere. I make my best journeys on my couch.

— Coco Chanel

There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.

— Ben Affleck

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

— Jade Puget

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the…

— Garrison Keillor

Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry

— William Shakespeare

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out…

— Bo Burnham

When you look at a couch you don't really see the couch. You see the couch as perceived by a state of…

— Frederick Lenz

I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch...

— David Letterman