I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Sustained and soothed By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave, Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch About him, and… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
I try to write in the morning when I'm working on a novel. You get up, you have breakfast, you read the… — Carolyn See Copy Share Image
Tough times don't last but tough people do. No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If you're a content brand, you have to be in every place your audience is. Sometimes your audience is on the couch… — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
Now came still evening on; and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad: Silence accompanied; for beast and bird,… — John Milton Copy Share Image
Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You dance love, and you dance joy, and you dance dreams. And I know if I can make you smile by jumping… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
Women want to know what's going on, whether it's the guys in the huddle the guys on the couch. One thing that's… — Erin Andrews Copy Share Image
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
Being accused of making money by selling sex in Hollywood, home of the casting couch and the gratuitous nude scene, is so… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Here I am, the artist, the person, the black woman, and the stereotype. I'm using myself and it has nothing to do… — Mickalene Thomas Copy Share Image
I don’t bite Marcus. You can come sit on the comfy old couch with me. That chair is incredibly uncomfortable.” Just the… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
It is not much different from a person who goes to the gym to exercise on a regular basis versus someone who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I think [millenials] are taking advantage of deflationary forces to improve their life while not maybe having to chase the nominal money… — Ken Moelis Copy Share Image
Watching a really good movie excites me, because it makes we want to get up off the couch and go shoot something… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
Like it or not, people tend to buy paintings to match their drapes, couch or carpet. I know you want them to… — Jack White Copy Share Image
I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
The army slew a thousand and showed little pity The king ordered fealty from the conquered city The prince charmed its people… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I've been trying to just park myself on the… — Cliff Martinez Copy Share Image
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
Michael (Jackson) was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
I love animals to the extent that my home is my dog's home! Which means that nothing is too good for my… — Kate Smith Copy Share Image
For me, heaven would be a lack of alienation. The whole time I was growing up, I felt comfort was inherently evil.… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
Mark Twain didn't psychoanalyze Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer. Dickens didn't put Oliver Twist on the couch because he was hungry! Good… — Samuel Fuller Copy Share Image
This is the psychosis of being a human being - the things that we deal with on a day-to-day basis that make… — Nate Parker Copy Share Image
My golden retriever, Callie, is so easy to please. She finds great pleasure in our day-to-day routine, which helps me to enjoy… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I grabbed my mom and I went to the couch and I said, 'Mom I want to ask Jesus to come into… — Tim Tebow Copy Share Image
The moon has set In a bank of jet That fringes the Western sky, The pleiads seven Have sunk from heaven And… — Sappho Copy Share Image
I couch-surfed for years. But I always wanted to live in Baltimore; I still do. If I had to choose, it would… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese food and sit… — Shemar Moore Copy Share Image
t's much less daunting once you've put your foot on the road to it. I'm a notorious couch potato and I don't… — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I lived on couches for something like six months. I had no home. I was totally broke. I would stay at a… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image