Sitting on that couch eating and gaining 20 pounds isn't exactly fun - there's only so much you can do. — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
I went to the study room to study... But I just laid on the couch to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up poor. To me, interior decorating is my big-screen TV, my couch and my Simpsons poster. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“I was too old-fashioned male-chauv to allow that; we discussed for a minute and I wound up with the couch” — Joe Haldeman Copy Share Image
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the… — Adam Garcia Copy Share Image
“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Either your couch just gave birth to a litter of throw pillows, or you have a woman living here.” “You” — Douglas E. Richards Copy Share Image
I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Walking around without makeup all the time! I know that you should not do, but this is what I like to do… — Danneel Ackles Copy Share Image
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
Finding a new couch is a daunting process. New couches are not as soft or deep as you want. I prefer a… — Lara Spencer Copy Share Image
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I look at her wish we could go inside and make love on the couch. Dive inside each other. Take each other.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
You think when you start getting jobs that it'll get easier, but that's the biggest lie ever. It gets harder. You have… — Kerry Condon Copy Share Image
Remember, what does 'retirement' mean? It doesn't mean that you're a couch potato. Leisure is not the same thing as rest. If… — Robert Fogel Copy Share Image
My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors.… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever seen him in a movie theater! I've only seen him on TV. Wow, that's so silly of… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
You see, Greg, my mother is going through a feline phase. Blinky is a Persian,' Hale said simply, as if that should… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I don't want to sit until I'm 90 with people running around after me. I'm not one for sitting on the couch. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
When I started modeling, all I really wanted to get was a Shabby Chic couch. — Trish Goff Copy Share Image
In London, it's quite a rarefied activity to be on an analyst's couch. — Phyllida Lloyd Copy Share Image
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once… — Leonard Nimoy Copy Share Image
I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creating anything new is incredibly difficult. It's just so much easier to sit on the couch and watch Netflix and just consume. — James Murray Copy Share Image
My favourite day is like when it's raining, and I can just lie on the couch. — Lloyd Blankfein Copy Share Image
“When I have you bent over this couch, which one of your names should I moan?” — Teresa Mummert Copy Share Image
My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch! — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
Girls fall through like coins in a couch, now we just f-ckin all the b-tches they warned us about. — Drake Copy Share Image
If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it. — Santino Rice Copy Share Image
It's my job to take the fans sitting at home on their couch and put them in my shoes. — Rich Eisen Copy Share Image
F**k your awards like Eddie Murphys couch. The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house. — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
At age 68, I expect to be strapped to the couch with the remote control like Jim Royle. — Tony Bellew Copy Share Image
“Who was Florinda, and why did she faint so often that she needed a special couch on which to do it?” — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
“I love you, couch—have I ever told you that? Well, I’m telling you now.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I don't want to be just sitting on the couch in front of the TV all the time. I want to be… — Robert Covington Copy Share Image
Art should make you think and feel. It doesn't have to match your couch. — damali ayo Copy Share Image
