Cop Quotes · Page 9

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

— Bill Maher

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

— Natalie Imbruglia

You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in…

— Nas

Anytime you write about priests or cops, they're hot-button professions.

— Ann Patchett

I took the California Highway Patrol exam and didn't pass, so I tried to be a cop and failed.

— John Cena

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

See you told me I would lose but I won. I might cop a million Jimmy Choos just for fun.

— Nicki Minaj

I'd seen more cops in the last few days than on a weekend LAW and ORDER marathon" - Paigne Winterbourne

— Kelley Armstrong

I've learned a lot with every character, everything from being a cop, to a lawyer to a tattoo artist. And underneath that…

— Sarah Shahi

“John Updike, in that book you gave me, he said the dead make space. Do you know what I think? Updike doesn't…

— Laura Lippman

The Violence Against Women Act is so important. It provides money to train the cop on the beat, to train the judges…

— Patricia Ireland

My show is not just a cop hosting a talk show - the two are completely different. My show is about helping…

— Steve Wilkos

One of the things cops learn first is that everyone lies. Some people to hide things, some people just for the hell…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I…

— Jim Coleman

You don't ever want to go out there and not be the best. You want to be the best cop that you…

— Bryce Harper

There's a really classic cliche every time you switch the TV on - you see cops arguing. I have spent a day…

— Peter James

If you go into a bar or restaurant with a cop, the first thing he does is he'll stand in the entrance,…

— Peter James

MR. KHARIS: 'Does Mr. Celine seriously suggest that the United States Government is in need of a guardian?' MR. CELINE: 'I am…

— Robert Anton Wilson

For the future, be true to yourself. If you're gonna be influenced by someone be influenced by them. Don't cop them so…

— Ali Shaheed Muhammad

I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid.…

— John Travolta

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is…

— Steven Wright

I don't think anybody's ever notified that they were sentenced to an extra two years because their recidivism score had been high,…

— Cathy O'Neil

Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like…

— Jonathan Haidt

I happened to write a book about the stuff I've been involved in over the years. It just so happened that my…

— Ralph Sarchie

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops…

— Paula Poundstone

I took a learjet to cop some lipstick Yeah Imma risk it I'm optimistic

— Nicki Minaj

I don't know if I would be a good cop. As gruff as I come off, I take things very emotionally.

— Michael Cudlitz

We make violent cops, we make violent criminals, and no wonder we have shootouts in slums all of the time.

— Jose Padilha

I don't watch cop movies much. I TiVo shows. I watch every Larry David show.

— Raymond Kelly

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

— Kin Hubbard

Don't be dismayed by the opinions of editors, or critics. They are only the traffic cops of the arts.

— Gene Fowler

I'd make a lousy cop. I'd just wear it too close to my skin and wouldn't survive. I'll stick to acting.

— Enrico Colantoni

I would like one day to play an FBI cop, just so I can hold the gun and shoot.

— Shanola Hampton

If you want to be a cop, it's not for everybody, no question about it, but there's no place like New York…

— Raymond Kelly

I think it's a cop-out to say I'm a Christian but I don't ever do anything...

— Joel Osteen

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

— Dylan Moran

The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

— Manny Montana

Negotiating with Disney isn't like good cop/bad cop; it's like bad cop/Antichrist.

— Bill Plympton

Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.

— Tom Robbins

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do…

— Chris O'Donnell