Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
If a cop sees a person running out of a store with a gun he's seeing a crime. He's not seeing a… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
Cop comes down the street crazy as a loon, he throws us in jail for carrying harpoons. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I will never understand why a police officer has to do a gun magazine dump into their victim.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops. — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
'Dragnet' (the 1951 original, transferred nearly intact from radio) served as a veritable template for all cop shows to come. — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
My car is always black. I really struggle with red cars. I don't want to attract too much cop attention. — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
You had to grow up sometime. The fellows who grew early, they were in jeopardy. They became the cops and the crooks,… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
Star Trek wouldn't die. There were a whole lot of young people who were touched by the thought process of science fiction.… — Gary Lockwood Copy Share Image
There is a thin line between the policeman and the criminal. The best cops are always crossed. The best cops are the… — William Friedkin Copy Share Image
In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten… — Abbie Hoffman Copy Share Image
I have no idea what I would be, I really don't have the vaguest idea what I would be, if my father… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Holdsworth is so damned good that I can't cop anything. I can't understand what he's doing. I've got to do this [does… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Before 9/11, I was playing a wide range of characters. I would play a lover, a cop, a father. As long as… — Navid Negahban Copy Share Image
Admit something. Everyone you see, you say to them "Love me." Of course you do not do this out loud: Otherwise, Someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The illusion of the seventh veil was the illusion that you could get somebody else to do it for you. To think… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
So I swear to God, I took one year where I just said, This year, I'm just going to cop to it… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
I went home one night and told my dad that an older kid was picking on me. My Dad, a Korean War… — Steve Wilkos Copy Share Image
“Have you ever made her angry?" If the cop said that he and his wife lived in a state of constant connubial… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
This is the first time in the history of mankind that we are setting ourselves the task of intentionally, within a defined… — Christiana Figueres Copy Share Image
Rich people, they stay out of jail not just because they have more money but because they grew up in a culture… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a cop or a fireman or do something dangerous. — Millicent Simmonds Copy Share Image
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