Cop Quote by Eddie Van Halen

Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot.

— Eddie Van Halen

If you have a great-sounding guitar that's a quality instrument and a good amp, and you know how to make the guitar talk, that's…

— Eddie Van Halen

I don't really know what inspires me to write the music I do, but usually, the music will set the tone for the lyrics.

— Eddie Van Halen

We're musicians. We make music for a living. It's that simple. Nothing else matters.

— Eddie Van Halen

I never dreamt of being a musician for my livelihood. I certainly never would have wanted to be in the business that I'm in,…

— Eddie Van Halen

I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!

— Eddie Van Halen

I never took guitar lessons. I took classical piano lessons from the age of six when we lived in Holland.

— Eddie Van Halen

It's all about sound. It's that simple. Wireless is wireless, and it's digital. Hopefully somewhere along the line somebody will add more ones to…

— Eddie Van Halen

I took classical piano lessons from the age of five.

— Eddie Van Halen

Actually, if I could deliberately sit down and write a pop hit, all my songs would be pop hits! Let's put it this way.…

— Eddie Van Halen

I'm just a normal schmo like anyone else.

— Eddie Van Halen

The stainless-steel frets were a major breakthrough, because of the amount of playing and bending that I do. I have to get my guitars…

— Eddie Van Halen