Cop Quotes · Page 23

You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new…

— Doug Benson

You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my…

— Jennifer Crusie

Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.

— Hunter S. Thompson

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was…

— Dov Davidoff

A new poll also shows that a majority of people in Colorado think Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy. Although, that's not saying…

— Jimmy Fallon

If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm…

— Joelle Carter

I would never take a case that had to do with abusing children. They're the true innocents. All of the rest of…

— Lynne Stewart

You can't beat a cop drama. That's what everybody seems to want to watch.

— Clark Johnson

Well, unlike a lot of authors, I will be the one to cop to having a ghostwriter. I've always written with someone…

— Wendy Williams

I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

— Tim Meadows

I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid.…

— John Travolta

I'm not a model; hence I don't see the reason to have a six-pack abs. I can pull off a tough and…

— Abhishek Bachchan

I know there were many good policemen who died doing their duty. Some of the cops were even friends of ours. But…

— Martin Scorsese

People want a cop-out, listen I'm a realist and I talk about motivation, talk about all the things it takes to be…

— Mike Ditka

I started here in Australia, playing a lot of roles but never the lead guy in shows here. I always tended to…

— Sullivan Stapleton

[Nikola] Tesla is great! Tesla I actually deal with - I have this thing called the Cop Stopper that deals with Tesla's…

— Kellan Lutz

New York cops are very specific in terms of the way they talk and the way they handle themselves. All these cliches…

— Theo James

We used to call the 1% the ruling class, but America's never felt comfortable using that terminology. It was taboo to talk…

— Eric Drooker

'Dragnet' (the 1951 original, transferred nearly intact from radio) served as a veritable template for all cop shows to come.

— Tom Shales

The biggest challenge in making movies, boring but true answer is money - you never have enough, so everything gets bootstrapped to…

— Negin Farsad

Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do…

— Ronald Perelman

I never saw myself as being a cop on TV.

— Ciaran Hinds

My dad was a homicide cop in the gay neighborhood in the city when gay neighborhoods were desperate, depressing, sad places run…

— Dan Savage

Admit something. Everyone you see, you say to them "Love me." Of course you do not do this out loud: Otherwise, Someone…

— Anonymous

When you play a cop, it's a different feeling altogether.

— Sonu Sood