Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Constipation and procrastination are similar. In both conditions you dont give a crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions… — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the… — Matt Stone Copy Share Image
It's a spiritual malnutrition tied to a moral constipation, where people have a sense of what's right and what's good. It's just… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
“Pure love. I’ve always wondered what it looks like and now I know. It can easily be confused with constipation, so you… — Maria Luis Copy Share Image
Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Another intruder that plagues our good health is sleeplessness. Insomnia is much like constipation in that stress or nervous tension can bring… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion,… — Helen and Scott Nearing Copy Share Image
At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading… — Frank Oski Copy Share Image
“Hakuna shaka yoyote (kwa mfano) kwamba mboga za majani na matunda vina vitamini nyingi mwilini na madini na vitu vyote vizuri katika… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Now constipation was quite a different matter...It would be dreadful for the whole world to know about troubles of that nature. She… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“During the whole of the fucking Middle Ages, the place where they had it off most of all was the cemeteries!...people don't… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
Sometimes, if I don't write for a day or two, I get backed up - it's like constipation. — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“It was a simple meal, but ideal for preventing constipation. Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
